freudian slip

I got the mini ones going in the right direction this time. I have to be up in like five hours. cooooooooooooooooooool

Disposable scan

I meant to take a picture of my neat braid but then it turned into some sort of erotica photobooth shoot in my kitchen. 

Regardless of how my hair looks, my boobs look great. That little splotch is from a tear drop. I was watching the episode of friends where Ross and Rachel break up.

Looking at Teddy Girl photos and contemplating buying some Creepers to match all my lace because I was definitely mean to be Neo-Edwardian. I found my ~fashion niche~

Naaaaaaaaavi

That’s how I’m spelling her name now. I’m also going to spell my child’s names Kayhdeinnh and Maddiessyn and Lowgheann

Don’t forget to do this. Kind of important. 

This was my dressss, I lurve it. I look like an ice princess. I didn’t have the boobs to fill it out, though :/

I went to a sorority formal with my exroommate. I promised her a year ago I’d go to one with her, and I actually had the best time. Seriously. Wasn’t even drunk. danced all night, had Shirley Temples, and schmoozed with a bunch of girls so different from me. Gamma Phi Beta brings out the social butterfly in me.

This is me being happy. I think Kelly touched it up a tid bit, because I am way too tan for some reason. I’ve noticed that my skin has been a little more rusty orange lately rather than the blueish cream is has been. Must be my Cherokee/Lakota poppin out finally.

This was our “typical sorority girls posing with dranks” photo. I think I embody the persona. Except I forgot to throw up a peace sign.

Favorite photo from last weekend. Minus the hottie in the background. Back fat always manages to ruin photos.

This is what I do while I wait for John to come over.

Okay so the change wasn’t as drastic as I was expecting. Still blonde. Just more silver. me gusta.

I’ll be more dramatic next time.